So this is a bit that’s about Me

My name is Jordanne Lee, Im 19 years old and I have blue eyes. Im 5”3 and I eat like a fucking horse.  I Live in Scotland in a nice little house with My Gran && My Animal. My animals are a BIG part of my life. I have 7 tattoos and 15 piercings.  I always dye my hair so there isn’t any point in me telling you what colour my hair is because chances are tomorrow it will be totally different. Sometimes I don’t really see a point in these “about me” things…. Like who the fuck is actually going to read them? But then I remember I can’t be the only weirdo out there who likes to read about someone. So if you are reading this then well done… Give yourself a pat on the back and come talk to me because I like getting to know people, Then I can thank you for taking some time out of your busy day to read all about my little self.

I enjoy writing, that’s probably why I keep this going; I enjoy pretending to tell someone all about me or ranting on if you will. So here is some useless information about me. I used to live in Ayr, I lived there for a year of my life, I also lived in Canada, Done that for a year of my life as well. Im totally obsessed with leopardprint and hello kitty, and lets not forget Alice in wonderland. I could listen to music all day everyday and never get bored, music paints so many different pictures in my head, different little worlds I want to go to, So see if I was in Misfits, I would want that to be my power *think of a nice place and go there and live that Life.* I hate that I miss my mum so much, I hate that she died and had to leave me, it kills me so much.  I love the fact I have my gran to help me through my life because she is AMAZING. I love cats, kitty cats, that dance dance dance and then they dance dance dance. I have naturally blonde hair and I feel pretty tall sometimes :/ not that I am, Im pretty small if anything. I love the colour purple and I really want my hair that colour again. I really love corsets and suspenders…. See if I could that’s all I would walk about in every day all day. I like cats, dogs, fish, jelly fish etc… so yea Im losing interest in writing.

So now for what my blog is about.

Its about Me. Plain and simple, its my blog and I will post what ever the fuck I want because I have that right. I post pictures of things I want, need and like. I reblog pictures that make my eyes happy and I post a lot of MY OWN PICTURES,  it will be very recognisable if its my own picture because I use round edges.  Also I do some amount of talking. I like to express my opinion and if someone doesn’t like it then I really don’t give a fuck, my opinions just as important as theirs and if they can see that then fuck em because if they were telling me their opinion then I wouldn’t tell them they are wrong, it’s their view! So yea. I write a lot of rants and stuff so yea. I rant and moan about everything so see if you’re following me just because you think I post pictures I don’t. I talk about things so if you don’t like it…. Don’t follow me because asks that I get complaining about me posting rants WILL be DELETED and I WILL rant about the ask.  So that’s the deal guys, Im into nudity…  you might have guessed by looking at my blog. When I first started my tumblr I didn’t have the balls to reblog it or even post it but now it’s a big part of my blog! I also like rockabilly, zombies, animals, clothing, tights, shoes etc.. My blog is MY BLOG. Also if you are following me a big THANK YOU. Because you obviously do like what im posting and have some similar things in common with me and I do appreciate it. So yea apart from that…. Mon talk 8-)

Television 

• Criminal Minds 
• Skins 
• Misfits 
• Celebrity juice 
• Csi
• Two and a Half men
• My name is Earl.
• Desperate Housewife’s
• Doctor who
• Simpsons
• The Middle
• South Park
• Live at the Apollo
• Comedy Roadshow
• X-Fator
• Futurama
• Everybody loves raymond
• Supernanny
• Parental controll
• Wife Swap
• Tom & Jerry
• The first 48
• Everything on Crime channel.

Tattoos

• 5 Birds on my left shoulder
• Hiya and a smiley on my right hip
• Music notes on my left hip
• Bass clef on my right wrist
• Mums name on left wrist
• Skull and roses on my right thigh
  

Piercings

• Sanke Bites (2 lip piercings)
• Nose
• Ear (11 times)
• Left ear is stretched to an 8mm.
• Tragus

What you will find in my bag

·         Pauls boutique purse

·         Keys

·         Hair spray

·         Make up

·         Camera

·         Pen

·         Lighter

·         Hankies

·         Phone

·         Ipod

·         Mints

·         Condoms

·         Umbrella

Most of the pictures on this site are NOT mine. and if they are yous let me know (: